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You have been E-MOONED.

June 3, 2009

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” 🙂 means a smile 🙁 is a frown.

Well, how about some “ASSICONS?”

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

 (__!__) a fat ass

 (!)    a tight ass

 (_*_) a sore ass

 (_x_) kiss my ass

 (_X_) leave my ass alone

 (_zzz_) a tired ass

 (_E=3Dmc2_) a smart ass

 (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

 (_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned!

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